To whom it may concern, I am hereby issuing Robyn with her eviction notice.
The time has come for you to vacate my womb, little lady – and join us on the outside. While it has been lovely carrying you around for the past 37 ish weeks, I would very much like to reclaim my body now, and possibly learn how to walk again. Everyone is now waiting excitedly for you to arrive, so please come out and join us soon.
Batman can’t wait to see his baby sister for the first time! I can’t wait to see if your legs are longer than mine – they feel 10 feet long already! Daddy can’t wait to meet his little princess. Family and friends are also waiting semi patiently for you to join us. Not to mention lots of people on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and blog readers, too.
Our hospital bags are packed, your cot is made, your teeny tiny clothes are washed and ready for you, the nappies are bought, and your car seat and pram are ready to go! All we need now is you, so the fun (and chaos) can begin!
Hope to see you soon,
Lots and lots of love,